February 2012
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
“A frog in a well cannot conceive of the ocean.”
– Zhuangzi (via qaneh-bosem)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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"Fear"
I know it’s ridiculous, but I’m really afraid of losing you.
It’s a half hour over 3 AM and - fuck me - I’m still awake in hopes of getting this out of my head and stomping it right into the ground. I wanna bury these thoughts six feet under and leave them there to rot and cover with concrete.
What if I’m not good enough? What if you stop loving me? Or like what if...
fuckinghomosexual replied to your post: Seems like there’s a lot to write about tonight……
stu pickles snorts cocaine he needs to get himself together he has children smh
smh yo Stu Pickles can do what he wants smh smh
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Seems like there’s a lot to write about tonight… So more poetry coming, probably all within the span of an hour. Even less, more likely.
…
So if you don’t like my poetry, too bad. It’s my blog, and I’ve got lots of things to say that I just haven’t.
To make up for it, here’s Stu Pickles, probably stoned:
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"17"
is there a word for this feeling?
like, afraid to wake up the next morning fucked up but excited to know you’re getting closer with each passing day.
seventeen days, i said, till i rest in Her bosom and sleep in Her arms and taste of Her tongue and feel Her warmth.
but until then, what will keep me steady? for i’ve got not a thing to smoke nor any needles to calm me nor any powder...
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised...”
– Banksy (via vbora)
Would It Kill You to Pay What You Want?
hellogoodbyeband:
from now until our next record comes out, name your own price for our last one! if you’ve snoozed on checking it out because it took us three years to release it and you went to college in that time, wake up and live! live like you’ve never lived before! shoppe/music
Seriously! I paid, like, two bucks for the CD… Would’ve been ten if I wasn’t so broke, but...
3 tags
“Getting Old”, Hellogoodbye
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"Soda"
Years ago, I asked you to stop smoking and you said,
“Soon.” “Tomorrow?” I asked. “Soon.” “How about this Friday?” “Soon.”
And you never did stop, but I never held it against you because we’ve all got to do our own thing and we’ve all got our own things to fuck up and we’ve all got our own fuck ups to make up for.
so...
arekayohpee:
I’ve gone out like twice in the past 2 months.
Pretty much my life until Philly.
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"Killing Myself"
The color of the sea doesn’t matter much to me and I don’t know if it matters at all; but I don’t have much interest in old pride or dead eyes ‘cause I’ve got these eyes on you.
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“Skinny little kid in my face says
Fucking Faggot
Pants are too fucking tight...”
– “Girard Ave, 09/06”, Deathbeds by Wes Eisold
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I really wish I was in Philly already.
daddys-money:
johnnynopulse replied to your post: I don’t give a damn what pronouns you “prefer” …
i don’t have a problem when people want to be called he/she pronounds, especially if they’re trans, it’s fine…it’s when people want to be called completely made up ones like “Ze/Hir”
I was actually referring to those made-up ones in particular.
You want to be called by female pronouns because...
“The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you...”
– Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Madness (via -bookworm)
